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Sexy Jokes
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Teacher: Batao Bacho Jo Galt Kam Krte Hai Wo Khan Jate Hai.
Ek Ladki Sharmate Hue: Sir Buddha Garden Lodhi Colony Purana Quila.
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1 Ladka Train me:apka Naam Kya Hai?
1st Rani ben
2nd Rano ben
3rd Shanno ben
Girl: aur apka Naam?
Boy: Ben-Ch@d
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Lady 2 Maid: Tu saare kaam mein bekaar hai!
Bai: Bister mein to aap se aachi hoon!
Lady: Tujhe saab ne bola kya?
Bai: Nahin, driver bol raha tha!
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2 Sardar Swimming Pool Me Naha Rahe The
1 Dubne Laga To dusre Ka Lu#d Pakad Liya
2 Sardar: Bh@sdi K Tairna Sikh Le, Ladki Hota To Dub Jata...
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Conductor: Bachche ka full ticket lagega!!
Village Lady: Ye to abhi choochi peeway hai!
Conductor: Choochi to iska Baap bhi peeway hai, uska bhi adha legi!!!
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Jeeto: Kal chor aya aur mere sath SX karke chala gaya.
Santa: Tumne use roka nahi?
Jeeto: Bahut kaha rukne k liye, bola kal phir aaunga.
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Santa jockey ki chaddi laya aur Gao me sabhi ko lungi utha kar k dikhane laga, Ghar aaya Almari kholi aur
Behosh "Dekha to chaddi Almari me hi thi."
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Chor ko santa ne pakad lia aur ga#d uski marne laga
Chor- plz choro na mai phir kabi nahi aunga,
Santa- koi baat nahi kabhii-kabhi aaya karo.
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Teacher- hume macchar ko paida hone se rokna hoga!
Santa- ye impossible hai..!
Teacher- kyu?
Santa- kyuki itna chhota CONDOM ban hi nahi sakta.
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1 pathan u.s.a. Se apni ammi ko phone karta hai.
Pathan- ammi jaan muze aids ho gaya hai.
Ammi- tu wapas mat aana.
Pathan- kyo?
Ammi- agar tu aaya to teri biwi ko aids ho jayega, teri biwi se tere bhai ko, tere bhai se nokrani ko, nokrani se tere abba ko, tere abba se teri mausi ko, teri mausi se tere mousa ko, tere mousa se mujhe aur agar muje ho gaya to saare gaon ko ho jaayega!
tujhe uparwale ka wasta, sare gaon ko bachale.
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Ladki ne panty utari to usme haryali najar aayi,
Ladke ne pucha: ye kya hai?
Ladki: dhatt tere ki raat ko muli nikalna hi bhul gayi.
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